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| I want to get the words "Courage" and "Bravery" tattooed across my back, so people could associate me with those things as they read them while they chase me. - | |
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| I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - | |
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| I want to lose weight by eating nothing but moon pies, which have significantly less gravity than earthier foods such as fruits and vegetables. - | |
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| I want to own a wind farm. Don’t breathe, or you’ll undermine the price of my crop. - | |
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| I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting his teeth, while a chorus of typewriters sings songs that praises the bananas for their wisdom, leadership, and their high levels of potassium. - | |
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| I want to spend less time talking about myself, and more time listening to what other people have to say about me. - | |
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