Jarod Kintz

Love Quotes

Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can. -
Jarod Kintz
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Humor Quotes

Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can. -
Jarod Kintz

Humor Quotes

My birthday is on a holiday, I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me. -
Jarod Kintz
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Humor Quotes

My father sacrificed his life for our family when I was growing up. He was one of the bravest, wisest, and most unselfish goats I have ever known, and I will miss his cheese dearly. -
Jarod Kintz

Love Quotes

My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk. -
Jarod Kintz
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Humor Quotes

My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun. -
Jarod Kintz