Jarod Kintz

Love Quotes

I wanted to tell her I love you back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting. -
Jarod Kintz
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Humor Quotes

I wanted to tell her I love you back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting. -
Jarod Kintz

Humor Quotes

I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead. -
Jarod Kintz
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Truth Quotes

I wouldn’t advise making a four-year commitment to eventually land an $8.00/hour job. Skip college. Read Wikipedia for free instead. -
Jarod Kintz

Love Quotes

I wrote a thesis on love, and I wrote it in lipstick. Of course, I also got blood on the paper, because the lipstick was still attached to her cheating lips. -
Jarod Kintz
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Humor Quotes

I’d love to create a personal profile on a dating site with a headline that reads, Great Listener Seeks Mute Woman. -
Jarod Kintz