Jarod Kintz

Love Quotes

Love is an empty bottle, and it makes my heart thirsty thinking how fast I chugged it -
Jarod Kintz
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Love Quotes

Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic. -
Jarod Kintz

Humor Quotes

Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic. -
Jarod Kintz
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Love Quotes

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. -
Jarod Kintz

Humor Quotes

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. -
Jarod Kintz
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Love Quotes

Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights. -
Jarod Kintz