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| I often fantasize about torturing some of the lazier letters of the alphabet, like C, U, and E, because together they only manage to accomplish as much as the solitary letter Q. - | |
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| I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed to go on for days. In fact, I’m still going on about her. - | |
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| I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a time. - | |
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| I think it would be neat to meet a man who slept with one eye open, especially if that man was a Cyclops. - | |
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| I told you I didn’t want to go. Of course, I really did want to go, but I just said I didn’t want to go so you’d beg me to go and I could feel needed. I’m needy like that. - | |
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| I used to date the lead singer of The Cranberries, but she cheated on me. Turns out she had some turkey on the side. - | |
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