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| I am the Love Ventriloquist. And if you say I’m not, I’ll say it so it sounds like you said I am. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| I am the washing machine of love. And if you have no idea what I mean, maybe it’s time to let some laundry into your life. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| I blew the love trumpet until my cheeks were blue. Then I paid 34 bucks for a taxicab ride home so I could admire my receding hairline in the mirror. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| I blew the love trumpet until my cheeks were blue. Then I paid 34 bucks for a taxicab ride home so I could admire my receding hairline in the mirror. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| I called an insurance company to get a quote. They gave me one of Oscar Wilde’s best. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are. - | |
| Jarod Kintz |