Jarod Kintz

Love Quotes

Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon. -
Jarod Kintz
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Humor Quotes

Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon. -
Jarod Kintz

Love Quotes

Love is a bicycle with two pancakes for wheels. You may see love as more of an exercise in hard work, but I see it as more of a breakfast on the go. -
Jarod Kintz
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Humor Quotes

Love is a bicycle with two pancakes for wheels. You may see love as more of an exercise in hard work, but I see it as more of a breakfast on the go. -
Jarod Kintz

Humor Quotes

Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up. -
Jarod Kintz
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Love Quotes

Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up. -
Jarod Kintz