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| I like to spoon after I fork. - | |
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| I like to vote, but not be voted on. I don’t mind losing one on one, but to lose through a vote means the majority think I’m a loser. - | |
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| I lost a little weight over the weekend. I cut my fingernails. - | |
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| I lost my faith in my faithlessness. I believe I’m a nonbeliever now. - | |
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| I love Agatha like uh huh. I love her like an elephant needs nasty rhinoplasty and plastic rhino sex. - | |
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| I love Huey Lewis, but not the News, because the News is too depressing. - | |
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