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| If my last name were Om, I’d want my first name to be Fred. Fred Om isn’t worth fighting for, but an extra e is. - | |
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| If my name were Mememem, and I had just ran into someone who should have known my name but couldn’t recall it, I’d probably say, I can’t believe you don’t remememember my name. - | |
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| If our destiny stems from our name, then I weep for the flower named Wilt. - | |
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| If sharks really can smell blood, then I’d imagine they’re all salivating over my erection right now. - | |
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| If you don’t know how to love, then any old robot or mechanical device would best suit your relationship style. In this situation, vacuum cleaners might make the best lovers. - | |
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| If you don’t know how to love, then any old robot or mechanical device would best suit your relationship style. In this situation, vacuum cleaners might make the best lovers. - | |
| Jarod Kintz |