Jarod Kintz

Humor Quotes

Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights. -
Jarod Kintz
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Love Quotes

Love is like war, except without all the blood and death and stuff. -
Jarod Kintz

Love Quotes

Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my shoes. -
Jarod Kintz
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Love Quotes

Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag. -
Jarod Kintz

Humor Quotes

Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag. -
Jarod Kintz
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Love Quotes

Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling. -
Jarod Kintz