J.K. Rowling

Humor Quotes

I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick. -
J.K. Rowling
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Faith Quotes

I am not worried, Harry," said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. "I am with you. -
J.K. Rowling

Humor Quotes

I know how to use a fellytone now. -
J.K. Rowling
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Humor Quotes

I see a light in the kitchen. Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are. -
J.K. Rowling

Humor Quotes

I take my hat off to you — or I would, if I were not afraid of showering you in spiders. -
J.K. Rowling
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Humor Quotes

I was supposed to be waiting up here when you got back, only your Phoenix lot got in the way... Yes, they do that, said Dumbledore. -
J.K. Rowling