Ilona Andrews

Humor Quotes

Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it! -
Ilona Andrews
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Humor Quotes

Curran struck at my wrist. His fingers were cat-quick, but I had spent my life honing my reflexes, and he missed. Well, look at that. I studied my free wrist. Denied. Good-bye -
Ilona Andrews

Happiness Quotes

Everybody has something, that one thing they must do to feel happy. I think this is yours, and I want you to be happy. You don’t have to do it, but it’s here if you choose to come back to it. -
Ilona Andrews
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Humor Quotes

Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place. -
Ilona Andrews

Humor Quotes

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. -
Ilona Andrews
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Humor Quotes

I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me the world. I must be getting rusty. -
Ilona Andrews