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| Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - | |
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| Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. - | |
| George Carlin | |
Life Quotes | |
| Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple. - | |
| George Carlin | |
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| Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple. - | |
| George Carlin | |
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| The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity. - | |
| George Carlin | |
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Happiness Quotes | |
| Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. - | |
| George Carlin |