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| If everyone in the world sat quietly at the same time, closed their eyes and concentrated as hard as they could on peace and goodwill, all the killing and cruelty in the world would continue. And probably increase. - | |
| George Carlin | |
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| If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. - | |
| George Carlin | |
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| Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck - | |
| George Carlin | |
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| May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - | |
| George Carlin | |
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| May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - | |
| George Carlin | |
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| Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - | |
| George Carlin |