Eoin Colfer

Humor Quotes

A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old. -
Eoin Colfer
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Humor Quotes

Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder -
Eoin Colfer

Humor Quotes

I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal. -
Eoin Colfer
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Humor Quotes

I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn."Opal tapped the suggestion into a small electronic notepad on her pocket computer.Thanks for that. Now, tell me everything. -
Eoin Colfer

Humor Quotes

Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares! -
Eoin Colfer
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Inspirational Quotes

Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries. -
Eoin Colfer