Dorothy Parker

Humor Quotes

I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. -
Dorothy Parker
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Inspirational Quotes

It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard. -
Dorothy Parker

Love Quotes

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away. -
Dorothy Parker
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Humor Quotes

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses. -
Dorothy Parker

Humor Quotes

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B. -
Dorothy Parker
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Humor Quotes

Some men break your heart in two,Some men fawn and flatter,Some men never look at you;And that cleans up the matter. -
Dorothy Parker