Dorothy Parker

Humor Quotes

Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. -
Dorothy Parker
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Humor Quotes

That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment. -
Dorothy Parker

Humor Quotes

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. -
Dorothy Parker
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Humor Quotes

Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne. -
Dorothy Parker
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