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| Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. - | |
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| Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects. - | |
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| Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print. - | |
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| I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. - | |
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| If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. - | |
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| It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin. - | |
| Dave Barry |