Life Quotes | |
| Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. - | |
| Dave Barry | |
|
ADVERTISEMENTS
| |
Humor Quotes | |
| Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - | |
| Dave Barry | |
Family Quotes | |
| The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida. - | |
| Dave Barry | |
|
ADVERTISEMENTS
| |
Relationships Quotes | |
| The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida. - | |
| Dave Barry | |
Humor Quotes | |
| The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. - | |
| Dave Barry | |
|
ADVERTISEMENTS
| |
Death Quotes | |
| What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. - | |
| Dave Barry |