Bill Watterson

Humor Quotes

Specifically, I’d like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it’s less wasteful. -
Bill Watterson
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Humor Quotes

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience. -
Bill Watterson

Life Quotes

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. -
Bill Watterson
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Humor Quotes

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. -
Bill Watterson

Life Quotes

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. -
Bill Watterson
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Humor Quotes

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. -
Bill Watterson