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| I am the bathtub of love, but all Agatha ever wanted was a shower. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| I am the broth of love. Make soup to me. - | |
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| I am the dinosaur of love. Specifically, I am a pterodactyl, and you are my silent p. Stay quiet woman! - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| I am the Guillotine of Love, and I will never lose my head over another woman again. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| I am the Love Ventriloquist. And if you say I’m not, I’ll say it so it sounds like you said I am. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| I am the most miserable person who ever lived," he said.... "You are young, and in love," said Primus. "Every young man in your position is the most miserable young man who ever lived. - | |
| Neil Gaiman |