Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt. -
J.K. Rowling
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Humor Quotes

Anyone who knew the word slattern was worth cultivating as a friend. -
Alan Bradley

Humor Quotes

Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder -
Eoin Colfer
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Humor Quotes

As for monkeys, I would have five, and they would be named: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Do Pretty Much Whatever The Hell You Want, and Expensive Attorney. -
Tad Williams

Humor Quotes

As it turned out, everyone wanted a doughnut. Jace wanted two. -
Cassandra Clare
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Humor Quotes

As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone. -
Jarod Kintz