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| I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100. - | |
| Woody Allen | |
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| I totally carpe-d the snot out of this diem! - | |
| Jerry Scott | |
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| I tried to contain myself... but I escaped! - | |
| Gary Paulsen | |
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| I try to avoid having thoughts. They lead to other thoughts, and—if you’re not careful—those lead to actions. Actions make you tired. I have this on rather good authority from someone who once read it in a book. - | |
| Brandon Sanderson | |
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| I try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face. - | |
| Johnny Depp | |
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| I used to date the lead singer of The Cranberries, but she cheated on me. Turns out she had some turkey on the side. - | |
| Jarod Kintz |