Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it. -
Amy Sedaris
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Humor Quotes

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason -
Jerry Seinfeld

Humor Quotes

Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink. -
Charles Bukowski
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Humor Quotes

Sometimes, just saying that you hate something, and having someone agree with you, can make you feel better about a terrible situation. -
Lemony Snicket

Humor Quotes

Somewhere, the zebra is dancing. -
Garth Stein
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Humor Quotes

Sorry," she said. "I have a psychological disorder that prevents me from keeping thoughts inside my head where they belong. -
Jeri Smith-Ready