Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

Never travel faster than your guardian angel can fly. -
Mother Teresa
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Humor Quotes

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. -
Dave Barry

Humor Quotes

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. -
George Carlin
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Humor Quotes

Never underestimate yourself -
Carolyn Mackler

Humor Quotes

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. -
Groucho Marx
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Humor Quotes

Nice dress. Take it off. -
Janet Evanovich