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| Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. - | |
| Matt Groening | |
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| Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body. - | |
| Lady Gaga | |
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| Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights. - | |
| Jarod Kintz |