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| In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. - | |
| Yogi Berra | |
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| In this country we have no place for hyphenated Americans. - | |
| Theodore Roosevelt | |
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| In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria. - | |
| Benjamin Franklin | |
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| Inconceivable!""You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. - | |
| William Goldman | |
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| Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck - | |
| George Carlin | |
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| Intelligent men are dangerous. - | |
| Patricia Briggs |