Humor Quotes | |
| I have always loved camping, ever since I was eight, and was forcibly stuffed in a trunk and dropped off in the middle of the forest. My dad was a complex man, but I believe he was trying to show me the value of camping. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
|
ADVERTISEMENTS
| |
Humor Quotes | |
| I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one. - | |
| Steven Wright | |
Humor Quotes | |
| I have been stabbed, shot, burned, bitten, beaten unconscious too many times to count, and even staked. None of those held a candle to the pain I felt at seeing his mouth on hers. - | |
| Jeaniene Frost | |
|
ADVERTISEMENTS
| |
Humor Quotes | |
| I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regrettedmost of them, but never the potatoes that went with them. - | |
| Nora Ephron | |
Humor Quotes | |
| I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it."(Letter to Étienne Noël Damilaville, May 16, 1767) - | |
| Voltaire | |
|
ADVERTISEMENTS
| |
Humor Quotes | |
| I have nightmares about hell, where all I do is add up numbers and try to have conversations with people like you. - | |
| Jim Butcher |