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| Invisible things are the only realities. - | |
| Edgar Allan Poe | |
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| Isabelle says the Queen of the Seelie Court has requested an audience with is"Sure" said Magnus. "And Madonna wants me as a backup dancer on her next world tour - | |
| Cassandra Clare | |
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| It called to him, a sweet heady beacon of femininity, fertility, and fuckability. His three favorite f-words. - | |
| Christine Warren | |
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| It came charging toward me, several hundred pounds of angry-looking monster, and I did the only thing any reasonable wizard could have done.I turned around and ran like hell. - | |
| Jim Butcher | |
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| It doesn’t matter what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature. - | |
| Steven Wright | |
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| It is a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word. - | |
| Andrew Jackson |