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| Normal" is just a setting on your dryer. - | |
| Patsy Clairmont | |
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| Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get employment for the rest of my face. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| Nothing is so common as the desire to be remarkable. - | |
| William Shakespeare | |
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| Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - | |
| Charles M. Schulz | |
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| Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that! - | |
| Lewis Carroll | |
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| Now," said Brandons low, cold voice. "Lets not be rude eve. - | |
| Rachel Caine |