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If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell. - | |
Steven Wright | |
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If you are good life is good. - | |
Roald Dahl | |
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - | |
George Bernard Shaw | |
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. - | |
Sam Levenson | |
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If you don’t know how to love, then any old robot or mechanical device would best suit your relationship style. In this situation, vacuum cleaners might make the best lovers. - | |
Jarod Kintz | |
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If you make some comment even obliquely alluding to menstruation or menopause and its effect on my judgment," Murphy interrupted, "I will break your arm in eleven places. - | |
Jim Butcher |