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| This morning, as I was driving to work, I mistook a big brown box on the side of the road for a deer. It was dark, and I swerved at the last second, and even though it wasn’t a deer, I still managed to nail that son of a bitch. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| This paper, by its very length, defends itself from ever being read. - | |
| Winston Churchill | |
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| This was not a fairy-tale castle and there was no such thing as a fairy-tale ending, but sometimes you could threaten to kick the handsome prince in the ham-and-eggs. - | |
| Terry Pratchett | |
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| Those guys who want to have the Mohawk...which, to me, is the new business casual. - | |
| Gerard Way | |
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| Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. - | |
| Isaac Asimov | |
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| Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait. - | |
| Jess C. Scott |