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| Funny thing about glass. When you broke the shit up, it got pissed and bit back. - | |
| J.R. Ward | |
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| Genius is of small use to a woman who does not know how to do her hair. - | |
| Edith Wharton | |
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| Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place. - | |
| Ilona Andrews | |
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| Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car. - | |
| Jon Stewart | |
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| Get up, you useless lump, get up! - | |
| J.K. Rowling | |
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| Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one. - | |
| Mae West |