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| I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - | |
| Rodney Dangerfield | |
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| I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. - | |
| Dorothy Parker | |
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| I said hello to the poodle. - | |
| Rick Riordan | |
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| I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed to go on for days. In fact, I’m still going on about her. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| I see a light in the kitchen. Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are. - | |
| J.K. Rowling | |
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| I should never be left alone with my mind for too long. - | |
| Libba Bray |