Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free. -
Bill Hicks
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Humor Quotes

We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing! -
Graham Chapman

Humor Quotes

We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off. -
Jarod Kintz
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Humor Quotes

We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville. -
Jim Butcher

Humor Quotes

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. -
George Bernard Shaw
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Humor Quotes

We made too many wrong mistakes. -
Yogi Berra