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| But this room looked like it had been decorated by the unholy lovechild of Barbie and Strawberry Shortcake. - | |
| Rachel Hawkins | |
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| Butch tightened his grip on his cell and wished there were an app that let you reach through a phone and bitch slap someone. - | |
| J.R. Ward | |
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| By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many. - | |
| J.K. Rowling | |
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| By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams. - | |
| Jon Stewart | |
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| Caliph Vathek and his dark hordeAre bound for Hell, you won’t be bored!Your faith in me will be restored—Unless this token you find untowardAnd my poor gift you have ignored. - | |
| Cassandra Clare | |
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| Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place. - | |
| Christopher Moore |