Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected. -
Kurt Vonnegut
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Humor Quotes

The only French word I know is oui, which means yes, and only recently did I learn it’s spelled o-u-i and not w-e-e. -
Stephanie Perkins

Humor Quotes

The only good thing to do with good advice is pass it on; it is never of any use to oneself. -
Oscar Wilde
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Humor Quotes

The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn’t around to propose to her. -
Jarod Kintz

Humor Quotes

The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life. -
Oscar Wilde
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Humor Quotes

The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience. -
Arthur Schopenhauer