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| Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual. - | |
| Terry Pratchett | |
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| Always mystify, torture, mislead, and surprise the audience as much as possible. - | |
| Don Roff | |
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| Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake. - | |
| A.A. Milne | |
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| An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - | |
| Winston Churchill | |
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| An elite confederacy of nerds. My peeps - | |
| Kathy Reichs | |
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| An empty stomach is not a good political adviser. - | |
| Albert Einstein |