Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental. -
Kurt Vonnegut
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Humor Quotes

All writers should be put in a box and thrown in the sea. -
Gordon B. Hinckley

Humor Quotes

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure. -
Mark Twain
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Humor Quotes

Almost everything strange washes up near Miami. -
Rick Riordan

Humor Quotes

Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two thirds of college graduates. -
Bauvard
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Humor Quotes

Although I was able to maintain a pleasant expression, I was mentally throwing up in her face. -
Augusten Burroughs