Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. -
Oscar Wilde
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Humor Quotes

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. -
Dr. Seuss

Humor Quotes

I like pancakes. -
Brandon Mull
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Humor Quotes

I like to call in sick to work at places where I’ve never held a job. Then when the manager tells me I don’t work there, I tell them I’d like to. But not today, as I’m sick. -
Jarod Kintz

Humor Quotes

I like to spoon after I fork. -
Jarod Kintz
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Humor Quotes

I like to vote, but not be voted on. I don’t mind losing one on one, but to lose through a vote means the majority think I’m a loser. -
Jarod Kintz