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| I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird. - | |
| Paul McCartney | |
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| I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them. - | |
| Phyllis Diller | |
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| I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| I want to be a naughty pirate, because when I put on that eye patch, it barely covers my genitals. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| I want to be the first and second man to dance on the moon. No, I won’t moonwalk. But I will Cha Cha—with my clone. - | |
| Jarod Kintz |