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| I heard that in relativity theory, space and time are the same thing. Einstein discovered this when he kept showing up three miles late for his meetings. - | |
| Steven Wright | |
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| I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - | |
| Peter Ustinov | |
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| I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room. - | |
| Steven Wright | |
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| I just recently figured out how mirrors work. Pretty cool. That guy always hungrily staring at my naked body was me! - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| I keep my love in the fridge, next to my meat, because you simply can’t beat it. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me. - | |
| Matt Groening |