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| I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so. - | |
| Diana Wynne Jones | |
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| I am a master of logic and a powerfully convincing debater. In fact, against my better judgment, I can talk myself out of doing anything. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| I am a socially awkward mandork. (Nick) - | |
| Sherrilyn Kenyon | |
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| I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick. - | |
| J.K. Rowling | |
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| I am an evil Giraffe. - | |
| Eddie Izzard | |
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| I am approximately 96.694444% in love with you. Of course, that’s just a rough estimate. - | |
| Jarod Kintz |