Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. -
David Mamet
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Humor Quotes

We were just looking at maps... -
Rick Riordan

Humor Quotes

We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail. -
David Sedaris
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Humor Quotes

We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything. -
Terry Pratchett

Humor Quotes

We’ll never survive! Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has. -
William Goldman
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Humor Quotes

Well you seemed too busy to call him a prat and I thought someone should. -
J.K. Rowling