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| To read makes our speaking English good. - | |
| Joss Whedon | |
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| To say I had some pent-up anger would be like saying Britney Spears had minor impulse-control issues. - | |
| Molly Harper | |
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| To say she was my girlfriend was absurd: no one the wrong side of thirty has a girlfriend… I suppose I ought to have realize it’s ominous that forty thousand years of human language had failed to produce a word for our relationship. - | |
| Robert Harris | |
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| To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone. - | |
| Reba McEntire | |
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| To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem. - | |
| Douglas Adams | |
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| Tomorrow is promised to no one. - | |
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