Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead. -
Jarod Kintz
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Humor Quotes

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -
Groucho Marx

Humor Quotes

I was supposed to be waiting up here when you got back, only your Phoenix lot got in the way... Yes, they do that, said Dumbledore. -
J.K. Rowling
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Humor Quotes

I was supposed to write a romantic comedy, but my characters broke up. -
Ann Brashares

Humor Quotes

I was talking aloud to myself. A habit of the old: they choose the wisest person present to speak to -
J.R.R. Tolkien
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Humor Quotes

I was trying to decide if you still had free will as a wolf. If I was a terrible person for planning to drug my girlfriend and drag her back to my house to keep in the basement. -
Maggie Stiefvater