Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to be an erection in the way. -
Laurell K. Hamilton
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Humor Quotes

Ah, said Magnus. Nerd love. It is a beautiful thing, while also being an object of mockery and hilarity for those of us who are more sophisticated. -
Cassandra Clare

Humor Quotes

Alexia figured, delightedly, that this meant he did, in fact, tend to traipse around his private apartments in the altogether. Marriage was becoming more and more of an attractive prospect. -
Gail Carriger
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Humor Quotes

All I do is lie, and that has made me immune to compliments. -
David Sedaris

Humor Quotes

All I really wanted to do was cuddle back under the blankets, maybe with a certain stuffed toy penguin I knew. Yeah, hiding sounded good. -
Laurell K. Hamilton
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Humor Quotes

All of those faeries and duels and mad queens and so on, and no one quoted old Billy Shakespeare. Not even once. -
Jim Butcher