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| A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity. - | |
| George Bernard Shaw | |
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| A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey. - | |
| Banksy | |
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| A romantic man often feels more uplifted with two women than with one: his love seems to hit the ideal mark somewhere between two different faces. - | |
| Elizabeth Bowen | |
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| A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. - | |
| Phyllis Diller | |
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| A stationary bike is a device that epitomizes the phrase hurry up and wait. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it. - | |
| Mark Twain |