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| Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.) - | |
| Greg Behrendt | |
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| Cheeses crusty, got all musty, got damp on the stone of a peach, I agreed. He looked blank, so I repeated it with proper emphasis. ChEEZ-zes crusty. Got Al -musty. Got DAMp on the StoneofapeaCH. - | |
| Patricia Briggs | |
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| Christian is staring at us. He’s an only child and could never understand the delicate joys of sibling abuse. - | |
| Cynthia Hand | |
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| Chuck Parson did not participate in organized sports, because to do so would distract from his larger goal of his life: to one day be convicted of murder - | |
| John Green | |
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| Church was doing what he often did when dropped - lying on his back with all four legs in the air, pretending to be dead in order to induce guilt in his owners. - | |
| Cassandra Clare | |
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| Civilization is vastly overrated. - | |
| Patricia Briggs |