Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. -
George Carlin
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Humor Quotes

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. -
Woody Allen

Humor Quotes

Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it. -
Cassandra Clare
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Humor Quotes

good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere -
Helen Gurley Brown

Humor Quotes

Goodbyes, they often come in waves. -
Jarod Kintz
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Humor Quotes

Gossip is just a tool to distract people who have nothing better to do from feeling jealous of those few of us still remaining with noble hearts. -
Anna Godbersen